March 2013
4 posts
October 2012
6 posts
Attractive person: hey
Me: who paid you
September 2012
6 posts
August 2012
12 posts
When I see the words 'Based on a true story'...
my boyfriend full out
July 2012
8 posts
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
June 2012
30 posts
Real relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message.
Boy: Babe, just check it for me.
